Percy on Ellen
ellen: so I hear you’re looking for the lightning theif
percy: yeah
ellen: check your backpack!
percy: *pulls out the master bolt*
percy, now fearing for his life: …oh my god….ellen you didn’t
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ellen: so I hear you’re looking for the lightning theif
percy: yeah
ellen: check your backpack!
percy: *pulls out the master bolt*
percy, now fearing for his life: …oh my god….ellen you didn’t
Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?
Yes, yes they are
ferb, I know what we’re going to do today.
Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
BABUSHKATS
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